Humourous Theology Discussions.
While speculating on the form a divine being might take, and recognizing that it couldn't be understood by limited human experience we stumbled upon an obvious, hidden for centuries in plain sight answer...
When we consider that the word "GOD" is volatile for some folks, and accept that some prefer a different name for their understanding of, and representation of a supreme deity: "Goddess", "Chuthulu", "The Universe"..... Whatever. We begin to understand that "a rose by any other name...." None can see or know the whole of the truth, so call it what works for you.
The point being that the name and the conceptualization of something are not the same thing. Not at all. If one is secure in ones own faith and beliefs, one can entertain discussions that use different metaphors.
So take this plunge with me. While discussing the ideas above, we wondered down this road. People love to say that "GOD spelled backwards is DOG". And dogs are awesome. But backwards is...well... backwards, the opposite of....
So surely the supreme, divine being responsible for all creation, humans, monsters, thrills, and coziness, as well as vicious destruction, -characterized of course, by the apparent indifference to suffering and the random miraculous occurrences of benevolence... Is clearly a CAT.
Think about this. The internet is powered by cats. Cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt, and modern households. And demonstrated intelligence drops by at least 75% when a devotee is in the presence of a cat representative here on Earth.... Many cats even love dogs (as long as the dog knows who is dominant). You're welcome.
Finally, reality has been explained!! Go forth with this info and play with your food, nap in sunny spots, demand love from those you love, flirt with strangers, cause a little mischief, keep your hands clean, practice good grooming, ignore the naysayers or lol them with kindness, and walk away when you know you deserve better.
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